300+ Cute And Funny Boat Names For Your Beautiful Yacht

Naming a boat is a fun tradition that lets owners show off their sense of humor. Think about it – as you’re out on the water, you might see boats with names that make you laugh aloud.

It doesn’t matter if you have a big fancy boat or a small one – a funny name can make your boat stand out. Imagine sailing past someone in your boat named “Sea Ya Later” or “Wet Dream“. People would smile and remember you!

So, if you’re looking for a boat name that will make people giggle, you’ve come to the right place. Let’s jump in and look at some of the funniest boat names out there. Get ready to laugh!

Funny Boat Names Dirty

• Sea-duction
• Wet Dreams
• Buoy Toy
• Ship Happens
• The Love Boat
• Sea-cret Affair
• Sploosh
• Knotty By Nature
• Liquid Asset
• Ship-Faced
• Pleasure Craft
• Gimme Some Deck
• Nautical Nonsense
• The Wet Spot
• Tequila Sunrise
• Dirty Buoy
• Boaty McBoatface
• Overboard
• Tidal Tease
• Ship of Fools
• The Big Splash
• The Salty Dog
• Too Much Rum
• The Flotation Device
• Aquaholic
• The Innuendo
• Wavy Gravy
• The Deep End
• Choppy Waters

Funny Pirate Boat Names

• Scallywag Ship
• Swashbuckler’s Delight
• Plunderer’s Paradise
• Blackbeard’s Butt
• Jolly Roger’s Revenge
• Buccaneer’s Bounty
• Pirate’s Booty
• The Sea Hag
• Barnacle Bill’s Boat
• Cutlass Cruiser
• The Rum Runner
• The Scurvy Dog
• Kraken’s Kiss
• The Salty Sea Dog
• The Grog Guzzler
• The Thirsty Pirate
• Swiggin’ Sea
• Captain’s Conquest
• Treasure Hunter
• The Mad Mariner
• The Dreadnought
• Rogue Wave
• The Marauder
• Sea Serpent
• Pirate’s Plunder
• Cannonball
• The Smuggler
• The Black Pearl
• The Jolly Jester
• The Pirate Queen

Best Funny Boat Names

• The Boat’s Knees
• Ship Happens
• We’re Anchored
• No Wake Zone
• Sail Yeah
• Dock Holiday
• Fishin’ Impossible
• Knot On Call
• Aqua-therapy
• Seaduction
• The Splash Zone
• Floating Fiasco
• The High Seas
• Captain’s Quarters
• Wave Dancer
• Sea-ing Stars
• Aye Aye Captain
• The Sea-esta
• Boaty McBoatface
• The Boat is Toast
• Under the Sea
• Decked Out
• H2-Oh-Yeah
• The Fish Tank
• Slipstream
• The Boat’s Nest
• Gone Coastal
• The Sea-ster
• The Fleet Feet
• Sailin’ and Failin’

Cool Funny Boat Names

• Chillaxin’
• Sea-crets
• Smooth Sailing
• Aqua-ninja
• Decked Out
• Wave Warrior
• Splash Machine
• Buoyant Bliss
• Cool Runnings
• Liquid Cool
• The Yacht Club
• Sailin’ Solo
• The Dapper Deck
• The Swell Party
• The Glistening Glide
• The Aqua King
• The Wave Whisperer
• Cool Breeze
• Ship Happens
• The Driftwood
• Sea Cool
• The High Tide
• Starship Nautica
• The Flotation Nation
• The Big Splash
• Harbor Lights
• The Liquid Lounge
• The Epic Sail
• Chill Wave
• The Nautical Ninja

Funny Fishing Boat Names

• Reel Deal
• Bait and Switch
• Catch of the Day
• Gone Fishin’
• Fishin’ Frenzy
• The Big Catch
• Hooked On A Feeling
• The Rod Father
• The Reel McCoy
• Bait ‘N’ Tackle
• Hook, Line & Sinker
• The Fish Whisperer
• Catch 22
• The Gill Getter
• Tackle Box Hero
• Fishin’ Impossible
• Hooked Again
• The Wacky Walleye
• The Fishing Fool
• Sea Monster
• The Trout Route
• Bass Assassins
• Rod Squad
• The Angler’s Dream
• Fishin’ Around
• The Baiter’s Delight
• The Deep Blue
• Reel It In
• The Swamp Stalker
• The Fishin’ Addict

Funny Small Boat Names

• Tiny Trawler
• Mini Mariner
• Little Splash
• Teeny Weeny
• Pint-Sized Pirate
• Short Stuff
• Wee Wonder
• The Small Fry
• Mini Wave
• The Dinky Dunker
• The Wee Vessel
• The Petite Pirate
• Small Change
• The Micro Cruiser
• The Tiny Tot
• The Little Launch
• The Small Sailor
• Bitty Boat
• The Pint-Sized Prowler
• The Munchkin Mariner
• Mini Matey
• The Little Navigator
• The Tiny Tornado
• The Lil’ Floaty
• Mini Marvel
• The Short Ship
• The Wee Wave
• The Small Voyager
• Little Lagoon
• The Dwarf Deck

Funny Bass Boat Names

• Bass Kickin’
• Bass-ically Funny
• Reel Bass Master
• Hooked On Bass
• Bass-tastic Voyage
• The Bassinator
• The Bass Buster
• The Bass Boss
• Bass-Aholic
• Bass Jumpin’
• The Bass Face
• Hooked On Bass
• Bass And Furious
• Bass Pro Shop
• The Bass Cat
• The Hook Master
• The Bass Bin
• Bass Blaster
• Bass Madness
• Bass Hound
• The Bass Buddy
• Bass Burster
• Bass Tackle Box
• The Bass Chase
• Bass-ing It Up
• The Bass Bandit
• The Bass Buggy
• Bass Bonanza
• Bass-Fuelled Fun
• The Bass Band

Funny Blue Boat Names

• Blue Streak
• Blue Wave
• Aqua Funnies
• Blue Bayou
• Blue Skies
• Blue Blitz
• The Blue Lagoon
• Blue Beluga
• The Blueness
• Blue Moon
• Blue Breeze
• The Blue Wobble
• The Blue Blaster
• Blue Bombshell
• Blue Haze
• Blue Dream
• Cool Blue
• Blue Bonanza
• Blue Mariner
• The Blue Tonic
• The Blue Bolt
• Blue Glory
• Blue Spruce
• The Blue Splash
• Blue Buzz
• Blue Genie
• Blue Jester
• Blue Wave Machine
• Blue Lagoon
• The Blue Wave Maker

Funny Red Boat Names

• Red Alert
• Red Hot Chili
• Crimson Cruiser
• Red Wave
• Red Rocket
• Scarlet Fever
• Red Rider
• The Red Racer
• Hot Tamale
• Red Tide
• The Red Racer
• Scarlet Splash
• The Red Hot
• Red Eye
• The Red Rapture
• The Red Wave
• Red Rocket
• Crimson Cruiser
• The Red Rider
• Ruby Sailor
• Red Zone
• Fire Engine
• The Scarlet Cruiser
• The Hot Rod
• The Red Devil
• The Red Pearl
• Scarlet Seeker
• The Fiery Sail
• Red Riot
• Ruby Waves

Funny Speed Boat Names

• Speed Demon
• Fast & Furious
• The Speedster
• Zoom Zoom
• The Jet Set
• Fast Lane
• The Velocity
• Speedy Gonzales
• Turbo Trawler
• Lightning Bolt
• Rapid Wave
• The Fast Track
• The Speed Demon
• Quicksilver
• Rocket Boat
• The Turbo Charger
• The Swift Sail
• Blazing Trails
• Fast & Fun
• The Race Car
• Jet Stream
• The Rocket Racer
• Fast Forward
• The Sonic Cruiser
• Speed Wave
• The Blaze
• Swift Escape
• The Velocity Cruiser
• Zoom Machine
• The Turbo Jet

Funny Yellow Boat Names

• Yellow Submarine
• Lemon Drop
• Yellow Jacket
• Sunny Delight
• Golden Glee
• Yellow Fever
• The Big Yellow
• Yellow Splash
• Mellow Yellow
• Yellow Magic
• Sunshine Boat
• Banana Boat
• The Yellow Yachtsman
• Yellow Mirage
• The Golden Gull
• Yellow Bliss
• The Yellow Shark
• The Lemonade
• Bright Boat
• The Golden Wave
• Yellow Tango
• The Sunshine Sailor
• Yellow Wonder
• Golden Glory
• The Yellow Flash
• The Yeller
• Yellow Wave
• Sunny Sail
• The Big Lemon
• Yellow Flash

Funny Unique Boat Names

• Wacky Wave
• Bizarre Buoy
• Quirky Cruiser
• Odd Sea
• The Peculiar
• Outlandish
• The Kooky Ship
• Zany Zipper
• Offbeat Boat
• The Crazy Cruiser
• Eccentric Wave
• Unusual Tide
• The Whimsical
• The Oddball
• The Quirky
• The Weird Wave
• The Funky Float
• The Unconventional
• The Wackadoodle
• The Peculiar Pearl
• The Kooky Captain
• The Outlandish
• The Unusual
• The Whimsy Boat
• Bizarre Bliss
• Quirky Quest
• The Odd One
• The Unique Float
• Eccentric Explorer
• Wacky Wonder

Funny Jet Boat Names

• Turbo Jetstream
• Jet Set Go
• Jet Jester
• The Jetstream
• Zoom Jet
• Jet Blast
• Jet Crazy
• The Turbo Jet
• Jet-astic
• Jet Mania
• The Jet Lag
• Fast Jet
• Jet Lagged
• The Jetsetter
• Turbo-Tastic
• Jet Jump
• Jet Fuel
• Jet Streamer
• Jet Rocket
• The Jet Propulsion
• The Jet Surge
• Jet Zoomer
• The Jet Blaster
• Jet Wave
• The Speed Jet
• The Jet Cat
• Jet Power
• The Jet Jive
• Jet Blast Off
• The Jet Ride

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